On bananas, et al.
Are you itching to ask me a question, but prefer to remain anonymous? Visit my NGL link to ask me anything — not gonna lie.
Yes, I check the “Single” box on my tax forms.
I’ve met a few men in the wild, but my dating life is overwhelmingly made up of men who come across my profile on various dating apps and online platforms. While these connections have, for the most part, been genuine but fleeting, I remain open to something long-lasting. Afterall, hope springs eternal. 🌱
A larger-than-average penis size is not a significant factor for my sexual satisfaction.
When a man is wielding a big banana 🍌🐒, it takes a good amount of warm-up for me to be ready to appreciate the gift of his manhood. A snug fit can feel amazing, but it may place limitations on monkeying around in certain sexual positions or going multiple rounds. Ultimately, size is far less important than chemistry, overall sensuality, and the comfort level a man inspires. I have not seen any link between dick size and sexual performance.
Yes, I like a strong man. Since I grew up in a military family, my preferences tend to align with what a typical military man looks like. To elaborate further on “my type,” see below.
Body build (solid, athletic, muscular, stocky, strong)
Height (taller than me)
Hair (clean-cut, smells delicious)
Eyes 👁 (sparkling, soulful)
Age range (mature, seasoned)
Facial features (manly)
Overall style or vibe (laid back, put-together, rugged, edgy)
This first question inspired my blog post on kinks and fetishes!
When it comes to turnoffs, halitosis and poor oral hygiene are a mood killer and a huge turnoff. 🦷 I enjoy kissing and snuggling up next to a man, but bad breath makes me feel reluctant to get too up close and personal. The bacteria that cause cavities and many gastric cancers are contagious and can spread through saliva. Bad breath is generally an indicator of the presence of such bacteria, which can put my health at risk.
Lawyers have clients. I am a lady who has friends and lovers.
In the presence of my gentleman friends, I do what pleases them and let our time together unfold naturally. Generally, when I am alone with a man, I can’t keep my hands off him 👐 and the feeling is mutual. Performative acts of masturbation may be popular in porn, but in real life, most men prefer to be actively engaged rather than a passive observer watching a woman pleasure herself.
Consultants have clients. As a companion, I have many admirers.
My love of water makes getting wet ‘n wild a favorite activity for me to share with an admirer during our private time. This has taken the form of a bubble bath together in a Jacuzzi, and showering together with a bit of oral action thrown in. 🚿🫧 I really adore lively conversation over a cocktail at a rooftop bar with a view, but discretion often precludes public outings.
Fuck Around and Find Out!
If a guy tries to mess with me, I can—and will—defend myself. Thankfully, the vast majority of my suitors are top-tier men with good intentions who simply crave a bit of TLC. They come to me looking for a fun, pleasurable escape, and most know better than to get in the crosshairs 🎯 of a woman who is fierce and fearless.
“Don’t let one bad apple make you think that everybody is gonna be bananas.”